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To God be the glory!

I've been fasting and praying for years, waiting with the patience of a saint (no pun intended), that this axe would go on clearance. And would you believe it? God has answered my prayers! I immediately placed my order and even payed the extra for 1 day shipping. Figured for once in my life, I'd splurge for expediency. I wanted it fast so that I could play it for Wednesday night service last week. I chose Wednesday night service because it's usually a smaller crowd. I wanted to make sure it was a worthy instrument before wielding it on packed Sunday morning gathering. After the first strum, (ironically it was an open G), nothing will never be the same again here at our church. I felt fiery, electric bolts of energy rush through my wrist, into my hands, and subsequently my fingers. The Spirit was moving to say the least. Sinners began to repent. Droves of backsliders began streaming through the doors. All kinds of people were baptized in the spiritual fire that this guitar produced. I can only imagine that this is the closest thing the the Day of Pentecost since the Day of Pentecost. Please refer to Acts chapter 2, verse 3 in your King James Bible if you need a reference point. Suddenly, after only one song, the pastor told me that he was resigning his position and wanted me to "lead the flock" from now on. Needless to say I accepted his offer. Who am I to argue with a man of God? Unfortunately, I won't be able to play this guitar anymore because of my new pastoral responsibilities. I've decided to burn it as a sacrifice to God to show how dedicated and faithful I am to my new calling. God bless you all! And please feel free to join us for Sunday service. Even if music may not be as great as it once was in days past.