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Over 500 one-liners, quips, jokes, and tall tales.

The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book is the perfect resource for program notes, concert spiels, to kill time while the bass player tunes up, or just for fun! This collection of humor about and for musicians includes one-liners and jokes ranging from Chopin to Lennon, Gillespie to Presley. A must-have for every band director, music teacher, classical musician, jazz performer, cover band leader, accordion player, and person who knows an accordion player but doesn't like to admit it. 122 pages.


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Funny...very funny!

I find it a little weird to be writing a review about this, but if you want some laughs, get this book! It mainly focuses on instruments in an orchestra, but they've got a guitar/bass/drum section too. Towards the back they've got stories, hilarious math problems, and "infraction sheets". All over the book they've got quotes, knock-knock jokes, the lightbulb jokes, and drummer jokes. If your a drummer I actually wouldn't recommend this, very offensive and degrading, but I'm a guitarist, I love it! Got it for Christmas last year, and still enjoy it.

Reviewed by Bryon on 8/11/2008 who plays Rock n Roll.

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